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Check out the new mePod. It's affordable - you are born with the harddrive. The songs are all in your head. There's no charging, no powercords, no downloading, no running out of space, no itunes labeling your 'classic rock' music as 'classical' so you can't find it in your 10,000 other songs listed in absolutely no logical order. There's no buttons to break. It's simple.

Scroll through the songs in your head.
Slap yourself to select.
Press into your forehead to pause.
Turn the volume up or down by just a dabbing of the nose.
Special feature: OFF button - fold your ears in half and close your eyes.

There's no apple store, "I'm sorry...your warranty just expired...we could replace your harddrive for only $350 plus shipping and handling." (manager smiles, knowing full well that the ipod you just bought a few months ago and saved up the money for has just had it's butt kicked by the new and improved, bigger, better, 1000GB mili-nano, paperclip sized ipod - limited time offer - the Tina Turner edition).

Your ipod is out dated. Tina Turner's edition is way sexier than the U2 edition and your nano isn't so cool anymore. Worse...it's no longer cool, and it's broken.

Dang.